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Krizz Kaliko: Slow Down [prod. by Seven] (by Aguizilla)

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Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker (via jurisfiction)

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